I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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