Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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