Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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