I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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