physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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