Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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