all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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