i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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