:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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