I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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