drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
This baby is an asshole
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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