I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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