you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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