it hurts more in the daytime
Small penises have feelings too.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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