Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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