found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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