I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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