you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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