they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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