Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He shit in the fireplace
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