his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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