Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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