Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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