okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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