it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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