You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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