; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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