I cockslap morals
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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