It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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