I'm lost and stupid without you.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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