i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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