i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i dont even know how to be here
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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