Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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