i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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