just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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