after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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