Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
