you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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