so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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