where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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