I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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