oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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