I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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