bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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