so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Bring me that man meat
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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