I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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