Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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