Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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