hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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