So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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