I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize