Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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