I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
