The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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